Definitions by Sally Struthers Mothers

The Conan O'Brien 

When a guy fucks a really, really hot blonde (8+ or it doesn't count) while she is on her period and after he finishes the guy takes the junk off his cock and rubs it in her hair. Possibly followed by the string dance.

Tommy: I totally gave Sally The Conan O'Brien last night!

Randy: No you didn't Sally is a 7.

The Conan O'Brien by Sally Struthers Mothers July 3, 2011