Sal V. Harney's definitions

chandle

To fuck in the hardest, filthiest, most morally disparaging manner thinkable.

If you were to hate-fuck French toast, you would be chandling said toast.
If you were to violently bone a baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

In no way connected with the Matthew Perry character from Friends.

by Sal V. Harney January 4, 2009

chandle

To fuck in the hardest, filthiest, most morally disparaging manner thinkable.

If you were to hate-fuck French toast, you would be chandling said toast.
If you were to violently bone a baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

In no way connected with the Matthew Perry character from Friends.

by Sal V. Harney January 5, 2009