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resistance 

Testicles. Specifically, the resistance they provide during a pat-down of the crotchal region by a TSA agent-turned-baggage handler.
"We have to search up your thighs and between your legs until we meet resistance," he explained.
"Resistance?" I asked.
"Your testicles," he explained.
"That's funny," I said, "because 'The Resistance' is the actual name I've given to my testicles."
- Jeffrey Goldberg, The Atlantic
resistance by Saint Saul November 2, 2010
Broken. The German past tense of bork. Borked.
Meine Soundkarte ist geborkt.

Bork bork bork.
geborkt by Saint Saul May 9, 2010