Saint Jeb 's definitions
Ragnarson
(noun)
1. A self-declared patriot who waves the flag with one hand and a shopping receipt with the other.
2. Someone who praises capitalism until they have to pay for it.
3. A man who believes he’s the spiritual heir to Churchill because he once watched a war documentary and bought a Union Jack mug.
(noun)
1. A self-declared patriot who waves the flag with one hand and a shopping receipt with the other.
2. Someone who praises capitalism until they have to pay for it.
3. A man who believes he’s the spiritual heir to Churchill because he once watched a war documentary and bought a Union Jack mug.
by Saint Jeb October 31, 2025
Get the Ragnarsonmug. The Lord Yeomans
A steadfast, upstanding gentleman held high in society; a man of great dignity who carries himself as if he were born to command the manor, even if the manor is just a semi-detached.
Origin:
Dating back to rural English folklore, “The Lord Yeomans” was said to be the model village squire —the sort of man who’d wear polished boots to the corner shop and correct your Latin before holding the door for you. The term has survived into modern slang to describe any man of surprising refinement, wit, or quiet authority especially when that polish comes from pure confidence rather than privilege.
A steadfast, upstanding gentleman held high in society; a man of great dignity who carries himself as if he were born to command the manor, even if the manor is just a semi-detached.
Origin:
Dating back to rural English folklore, “The Lord Yeomans” was said to be the model village squire —the sort of man who’d wear polished boots to the corner shop and correct your Latin before holding the door for you. The term has survived into modern slang to describe any man of surprising refinement, wit, or quiet authority especially when that polish comes from pure confidence rather than privilege.
He arrived in a faded Citroën DS, the sort of car that smells of pipe tobacco and confidence parked it perfectly, nodded once, and everyone knew. A real Lord Yeomans.
by Saint Jeb October 27, 2025
Get the Lord Yeomansmug.