The highest level of straightness surpassing even ultra straight . Very few people are know to be Too straight . You can say anything sus and remain Too straight until you commit an act of severe gayness that will result in you becoming supper gay.
by Sage Chaplin March 15, 2021
A title given to a senior sage. There are 7 sages of Too Straightness but only 2 hold this tile. A sage must live and abide by the Contract of Too Straightness
The wisdom Sage Chaplin spoke was enlightening
by Sage Chaplin November 13, 2023