Sacredfart 's definitions
It means to speed over potholes.
It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.
It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.
Officer: okay so who is responsible for this accident?
Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.
Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.
by Sacredfart June 18, 2023
Get the Driving like Holy Familymug. by Sacredfart December 18, 2022
Get the Codedmug. Theater kids but with more drugs. They’re easily spotted using the following criteria:
- they often suffer from main character syndrome
- they are well over the age of 18
- They’re that one group of loud white people at every bar
- They’re very passionate about issues
- they often suffer from main character syndrome
- they are well over the age of 18
- They’re that one group of loud white people at every bar
- They’re very passionate about issues
Person: “thank you for picking me up very quickly, I just needed to get outta that situation.”
Uber: “you’re welcome. Was it a dangerous situation? Do I need to report anything?”
Person: “no, there was just a lot of theater adults there and they sucked the energy outta my mind and body.”
Uber: “oh no I’m so sorry.”
Uber: “you’re welcome. Was it a dangerous situation? Do I need to report anything?”
Person: “no, there was just a lot of theater adults there and they sucked the energy outta my mind and body.”
Uber: “oh no I’m so sorry.”
by Sacredfart February 19, 2023
Get the Theater adultsmug. A term used in the very niche community of medical malpractice victims. It stands for “providence trauma and stress disorder” because providence is a major healthcare network known for malpractice.
Me: *working at a non Providence hospital blocks away from a providence one.*
Me: “So what’s your opinion on providence, they overdosed me once cause they dosed my meds in the wrong unit of measurement, then called the cops on me when I threatened to sue and tried to frame me for first degree assault.”
Patient: “funny little story you got there, they amputated the wrong fucking leg.”
Patient 2: “yeah but did they kill your daughter? No? Stfu with your pussy stories.”
Patient 3: “hate to eavesdrop but the only reason I came here was cause providence gave me the wrong blood type after my accident, it’s actually a miracle I’m alive because they laughed at me.”
Patient 4: “okay okay but are you guys the ones with brain cancer? No, they kept saying my MRIs were normal then laughed like 4 weeks later and were like “haha it’s a prank.”
Me: “damn, PTSD 2.0 victims need a fucking support group.”
Me: “So what’s your opinion on providence, they overdosed me once cause they dosed my meds in the wrong unit of measurement, then called the cops on me when I threatened to sue and tried to frame me for first degree assault.”
Patient: “funny little story you got there, they amputated the wrong fucking leg.”
Patient 2: “yeah but did they kill your daughter? No? Stfu with your pussy stories.”
Patient 3: “hate to eavesdrop but the only reason I came here was cause providence gave me the wrong blood type after my accident, it’s actually a miracle I’m alive because they laughed at me.”
Patient 4: “okay okay but are you guys the ones with brain cancer? No, they kept saying my MRIs were normal then laughed like 4 weeks later and were like “haha it’s a prank.”
Me: “damn, PTSD 2.0 victims need a fucking support group.”
by Sacredfart April 4, 2023
Get the PTSD 2.0mug. Just a sugar coated nice and fluffy way to say medical malpractice. Basically it’s a type of malpractice where a doctor will refuse to treat and encourage other doctors to refuse to treat a patient using the method of telling them that their symptoms aren’t real and they’re crazy.
Patient: “there’s been blood in my poop for the past week, I lost 15lbs in a month from vomiting and it’s so bad that I can’t keep myself from fainting of dehydration.”
Doctor: “well ya know, anxiety-“
Patient: “shut the fuck off with your medical gaslighting shit, actually no, I’m done playing nice, your medical malpractice and medical negligence shit.”
Doctor: “you hurt my feelings, be nicer to me.”
Patient: “shut up.”
Doctor: “well ya know, anxiety-“
Patient: “shut the fuck off with your medical gaslighting shit, actually no, I’m done playing nice, your medical malpractice and medical negligence shit.”
Doctor: “you hurt my feelings, be nicer to me.”
Patient: “shut up.”
by Sacredfart April 4, 2023
Get the Medical gaslightingmug. A disease with a diagnostic criteria so vast that it consumes and absorbs all the other diseases. Short for “catch all diagnosis.”
Person 1: “Idk man, I was just sitting in class then my heart started beating real fast and I fainted.”
Person 2: “did you see a doctor?”
Person 1: “yeah they said it’s anxiety and that fainting was recently added to the symptoms in the DSM.”
Person 2: “whatever anxiety is a catch all anyway.”
(It was stage 5 cancer)
Person 2: “did you see a doctor?”
Person 1: “yeah they said it’s anxiety and that fainting was recently added to the symptoms in the DSM.”
Person 2: “whatever anxiety is a catch all anyway.”
(It was stage 5 cancer)
by Sacredfart March 12, 2023
Get the Catch allmug. Code 3 are a series of hospital codes that basically mean “other specified emergency.” The exact codes vary by hospital but they most commonly include:
- anesthesia: surgery fuck up
- IV therapy: emergency meds needed
- stroke activation team: self explanatory
- blood bank: self explanatory
- EKG: cardiac arrhythmia emergency
- echo: other cardiac emergency
- laboratory: emergency diagnostics
- House nurse: CPR team on standby
- Star: severe injury acquired in the hospital
- anesthesia: surgery fuck up
- IV therapy: emergency meds needed
- stroke activation team: self explanatory
- blood bank: self explanatory
- EKG: cardiac arrhythmia emergency
- echo: other cardiac emergency
- laboratory: emergency diagnostics
- House nurse: CPR team on standby
- Star: severe injury acquired in the hospital
Me : *going into surgery* “Damn I’m real nervous.”
Nurse: “well don’t be, surgical mistakes are almost unheard of in this hospital.”
Intercom: “code three, anesthesia.”
Me: “well fuck.”
Nurse: “well don’t be, surgical mistakes are almost unheard of in this hospital.”
Intercom: “code three, anesthesia.”
Me: “well fuck.”
by Sacredfart June 18, 2023
Get the Code Threemug.