Definitions by SKEET SKEET IMMA WIN

Drunk Teleport 

The ability to teleport from place to place while you're fucking plastered. People may try to convince you that you did not actually teleport but they're just jealous haters and can go fuck themselves.

I had 16 shots that night and I drunk teleported from my room to that party.

Drunk Teleport by SKEET SKEET IMMA WIN March 2, 2011