Definitions by SEVENONER

zumn 

Heavyset Norwegian kid who has 5 bags of jolly ranchers that he likes to fill his rectal cavity with. Also has an immense spiritual hatred for 8th graders named bobert who are under 5 foot and like looking at scat porn.

Dude! He is such a zumn! Loser!

zumn by SEVENONER September 21, 2023