SB Gaucho's definitions

UCSB

Classically known as the University of Casual Sex and Beer, but also known as:

-University of Conviviality Stupor and Belligerence

-U Can Study Buzzed

-University of Countless Sexy Blonds

-U Can Smoke Bud

-Underage Californians Studying Booze

-University of California's Sunny Beaches

-University of California at Santa Barbara

UCSB also somehow manages to match this reputation in academic superiority, having top-notch professors and world renowned research facilities.

by SB Gaucho January 28, 2008