S. P. Jarlsbeger's definitions

Twat Waffle

Step one: Hit a Vagina with a tennis racket at least hard enough to leave an imprint, maybe break some skin.

Step Two: Cover it with Maple Syrup

Step Three: Preform oral sex

I told Jenny the only way I'm going down on her is if I can twat waffle it.

by S. P. Jarlsbeger October 20, 2008