2 definitions by Ryuji Yamazaki

GTA

A Largely Overhyped and Overrated Series Of Games, Made By Rockstar and Later Rockstar North. Consists Of Being A Man Who Is Employed By A Bunch Of Assorted Crime Bosses To Do Exactly The Same Missions From The Other Games. It Adds A Small Difference Between The Last Game. San Andreas Isd Slightly Different In The Way You Eat and Change The Way You Look y Becoming Fat and Having Hair Cut and Clothes Changed Etc. Often Owned By Chavs Who Are Too Scared To Actually Go Through With Nicking Cars. The Novelty Of These Games Wears Away After You Complete All The Missions As All is Left Is Stupid Taxi Missions Etc. Doesn't Deserve The Accolade It Gets When There Are A World Of Games Well Above It.

Kid Buys Next GTA - OMFG! You Can Have A Couple New Weapons and Drive A Few New Vehicles...and You Can Swim Faster, and Still Blast Peoples Heads Off.

Me - You Do Realise That Its Effectively A Carbon Copy Of The Last Game With A Few New Added Features...The Missions You Do Are The Same Accept The Names Of The Characters Are Changed?

Kid - Er..Well...YOU DISSED GTA! YOU SUCK!

Me - : Blinks.. :: Indeed :: Pimp Slaps Kid and Walks Off. ::

by Ryuji Yamazaki January 17, 2005

Yamazaki

One Of Neo Geo's Fighters From Their King Of Fighters Series. Known For Being A Complete Nutcase. He Only Fights For Two Reasons - He Enjoys The Pain Of Others and He Likes Money... Also A Descendant Of The Orochi Clan. His Overall Design Is Rather Pimp, As Goes With The Design Itself. Known For His Absoloute Ownage Of Capcom Vs SNK 2 Along With His Occasional Employer Geese Howard.

Ryuji Yamazaki Walked Onto The Stage, Ryu Charged A Hadouken. Yamazaki Promptly Retrned It and Blew Ryu's Head Off. Yamazaki Then Pointed and Laughed Like The Psycho He Is Before Collecting His Money...

by Ryuji Yamazaki January 17, 2005