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Definitions by Ryder Knox

Ricardo
ri·car·do | \ ri-ˈkär-dō \
noun

A person whose brain appears to be running on airplane mode.

One who turns basic instructions into an unsolved mystery.

A man so allergic to common sense that safety labels seem personally written for him.

The modern equivalent of calling someone retarded, without the risk of getting shamed.
Example:
“He read ‘push’ on the door, pulled it twice, then blamed the building. Classic Ricardo.”
RICARDO by Ryder Knox May 8, 2026