Pilou

a tall guy usually with brown hair who think he's extremely sexy but is an absolute dirt bag. he wished he had a big penis and always says he does but we all know its micro as fuck. if he applied in an ugly contest he'd come first, and if he joined a loser contest, he'd come second because he's just that much of a loser.

we pulled a pilou in football today
i'm feeling a bit pilou

damn i wish my parents hadn't called me pilou