Definitions by Ryan Wooden
stand up double
The act of getting to second base by grabbing a boob or boobs. Called a stand up because it refers to the upward direction on the human anatomy.
stand up double by Ryan Wooden February 17, 2009
Sacrifice Bunt
When you take the fat friend out of the equation, so that your buddy is then advanced into "scoring position" with the hotter broad of the group. Essentially, being a wingman but sticking along the lines of the baseball theme.
Jake wanted to make his move with this chick at the bar, but he couldn't get her alone. I was already blacked out so I told him that I would lay down the sacrifice bunt.
Sacrifice Bunt by Ryan Wooden February 17, 2009