Ryan James Brown's definitions

A Knott's Log Ride

Riding the log ride when a guy with down syndrome is riding directly behind you. Inevitably this causes the rider in front to slide into the down syndrome guy's lap, inadvertently causing the unfortunate rider to endure the ride with a mentally retarded erection in his back.

On New Year's Eve Batman cried as he was forced to endure a Knott's Log Ride.

by Ryan James Brown January 11, 2007