Definitions by Russia and Noodles

Paper Dick 

The act of masturbating to the point of climax, holding it in, then creating several deep, long, paper-cut wounds on the tip penis down, while pouring lemon juice mixed with salt on the cuts.

Yeah he was being a bitch so I gave a paper dick. ooohhkayy.

Paper Dick by Russia and Noodles April 14, 2010