2 definitions by Russell Upsome

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When you give one of your sisters an enema and then take her used enema water and give your other sister an enema with it, it is called a Mississippi Oil Change.
I read this on SoulSeek today. Some kid in a chat room is named Mississippi Oil Change. I asked him if it was like a Mexican Oil Change but he gave me the definition seen above.
by Russell Upsome December 07, 2007
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The opposite of an accidental crisis. A crisis formulated intentionally, guaranteed by Joe biden, and designed to give Barak Obama dictatorial power.
Joe Biden - "Remember I said it standing here. If you don't remember anything else I said. Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy."
by russell upsome November 12, 2008
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