Spankter

A small, gnomish man who tightens a belt around the base of his penis and scrotum, then proceeds to slap his testicles with a leather strap.
The balls on that spankter were about to burst!
by Ruprickt October 23, 2004
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bullkake

The act of laying a thick layer of bullshit on the other party and having them completely accept it as a universal truth.
"I fed my boss the ultimate Bullkake and now he thinks Todd's the one who formatted the hard drive in the domain server instead of me."
by Ruprickt June 30, 2006
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