Definitions by Ruphert H Humperdink

eye surectomy

Surgical procedure to sever the connection between your eyes and your ass hole that gives you a shitty outlook on life.

With your attitude today , you should make an appointment with your doctor to have an eye surectomy.

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A handicapped placard or hang tag placed in windshield to designate that the vehicle is allowed to park in a handicapped parking space.

Don't forget your Crip Sticker. I do not want a parking ticket.

I use my grandpa’s Crip Sticker to get close in parking at ball games and concerts.

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