2 definitions by Ruphert H Humperdink

Surgical procedure to sever the connection between your eyes and your ass hole that gives you a shitty outlook on life.
With your attitude today , you should make an appointment with your doctor to have an eye surectomy.
by Ruphert H Humperdink November 30, 2018
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A handicapped placard or hang tag placed in windshield to designate that the vehicle is allowed to park in a handicapped parking space.
Don't forget your Crip Sticker. I do not want a parking ticket.

I use my grandpa’s Crip Sticker to get close in parking at ball games and concerts.
by Ruphert H Humperdink November 12, 2010
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