Skip to main content

Definitions by Rupert Bartholomew

Proflexia 

Profanity-Dyslexia: Proflexia

An affliction that compels the mind to add or delete words or letters to a phrase, acronym, logo or saying to purposefully misspell it so that it becomes profane and unquestionably humorous.

Mainly affects the Male of the species.
Oh man, my Proflexia is playing up again. I just want to climb up the tailplace of that ANA 787 and add a strategically placed ‘L’…wry smile and satisfied chuckle!

Proflexia 

Profanity-dyslexia -Proflexia.

An affliction that compels the mind to add/delete words or letters to a phrase, logo or saying to purposefully adjust or misspell it so that it becomes profane, and as a result, unquestionably humorous. Affects mainly men.
Oh man, my Proflexia is playing up. I just want to climb up the tail plane of ANA 787 and add an ‘L’