2 definitions by Rumple Foreskin 420
1) Type 1 PTSmcD’s is PTSD from eating McDonald’s, usually follows the morning after an 11pm consumption, a 4am McShit, and feeling terrible til 1-2pm the next day. Type 1 PTSmcD’s sets in as soon as you first awake and usually lasts 24-72 hours.
2) Type 2 PTSmcD’s is PTSD from the overall experience of McDonalds i.e. a poorly constructed burger, the worker forgets something, the burger is just drenched in sauce or something. If the experience is bad enough this may result in a vow to never patronize that location, or completely drop the franchise altogether. Type 2 PTSmcD’s can last as little as 2 week til forever.
Type 3 PTSmcD’s is an overly exaggeration of type 2 PTSmcD’s, based off a prejudice going in/ already in a bad mood.
2) Type 2 PTSmcD’s is PTSD from the overall experience of McDonalds i.e. a poorly constructed burger, the worker forgets something, the burger is just drenched in sauce or something. If the experience is bad enough this may result in a vow to never patronize that location, or completely drop the franchise altogether. Type 2 PTSmcD’s can last as little as 2 week til forever.
Type 3 PTSmcD’s is an overly exaggeration of type 2 PTSmcD’s, based off a prejudice going in/ already in a bad mood.
Victim of Type 1 PTSmcD’s: “I cannot go to McD’s after last night, I still got PTSmcD’s...”
Victim of Type 2 PTSmcD’s: “I got super bad PTSmcD’s after they gave me Diet Coke and 3 gallons of big mac sauce on my mac, I’ll never go to the State Street Mc D’s ever ever again”
Type 3 PTSmcD’s: “I can’t get my mom anything from McD’s, her PTSmcD’s flares up over the slightest stupidest thing and the crew there are idiots”
Victim of Type 2 PTSmcD’s: “I got super bad PTSmcD’s after they gave me Diet Coke and 3 gallons of big mac sauce on my mac, I’ll never go to the State Street Mc D’s ever ever again”
Type 3 PTSmcD’s: “I can’t get my mom anything from McD’s, her PTSmcD’s flares up over the slightest stupidest thing and the crew there are idiots”
by Rumple Foreskin 420 July 13, 2020
A conservative who throws around the terms “snowflake” “pussies” or “libtard” at the first person who disagrees with their outdated traditionalist values. Usually uses chewing tobacco, wears military gear, defends the confederate flag, and has a Karen as a mate.
Conservative asshole- “the confederacy is my heritage and if any of you libtards don’t like it than get out of my cunt-ry”
Intelligent progressives: “that flag is Incredibly racist, run along little Skoalflake”
Intelligent progressives: “that flag is Incredibly racist, run along little Skoalflake”
by Rumple Foreskin 420 June 26, 2020