Definitions by RufusAurelius

AARPee Break 

One of a frequent amount of urinations required once you have attained a certain age.

Overheard on a chairlift from one old geezer snowboarder to his buddy: “The lodge is too far away. Next run, I’m going to take my AARPee Break in the trees.”

AARPee Break by RufusAurelius June 12, 2024