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When a man ipublicly has the urge to scratch his bell end but he cant take his cock out to do it, he chases cheese through his trousers fingering the end of his dick while he attempts to resolve the itch, dislodge smeg or maybe he is doing it becasue he enjoys it?

I worked in an office where the IT guy came in and daily fingered the end of his prick, through his piss stained trousers. Filthy git should have washed his cock everyday, then it wouldnt have been so itchy!
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by Ruby cock sparrow November 21, 2009
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