Ruby Mike's definitions

Snaketongue

When a stray pube covers your penis hole and the pee splits into two separate streams...like the tongue of a snake.

1) Noun
"Dude I had a crazy snaketongue this morning, I could barely get anything in the bowl."

2) Verb
"I was snaketonguing like crazy today, my bathroom floor is covered in piss."

by Ruby Mike July 14, 2017