Definitions by Ross Feldman

ookie fist 

To ejaculate on one's own fist and then punch someone in the face.

Steve: What the fuck happened last night? I can't remember a thing!
John: We got wasted as hell
Steve: Why's my face all crusty?
John: You were being a drunk asshole so i gave you a ookie fist.

ookie fist by Ross Feldman April 30, 2006