Ross Caldwell's definitions

Fartsicle

A fart in a freezing cold environment.

The frigid stillness was the perfect place to produce a fartsicle for our collective enjoyment.

by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003

turd burglar

A toilet where your turds disappear rather than float or rest on the bottom, before you have a chance to look at them, leaving a very unsatisfied feeling.

"I took a huge dump but this damned turd burglar stole it. Bastard!"

by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003