2 definitions by Ross Caldwell

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A toilet where your turds disappear rather than float or rest on the bottom, before you have a chance to look at them, leaving a very unsatisfied feeling.
"I took a huge dump but this damned turd burglar stole it. Bastard!"
by Ross Caldwell November 07, 2003
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A fart in a freezing cold environment.
The frigid stillness was the perfect place to produce a fartsicle for our collective enjoyment.
by Ross Caldwell November 07, 2003
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