Definitions by Roofus Colada

Candied Yams 

When using a porta-john that is in desperate need of servicing, your yam bag dips in the shit water when you sit down and gets a nice blue/brown coating.

Guy #1, " Goddam these shitters need pumped out!"
Guy #2, " I know dude, I took a shit and ended up with Candied Yams"

Candied Yams by Roofus Colada November 9, 2018