Ron Matthews's definitions

Freedom Fart

After spending a significant amount of time with a budding romantic interest, the glorious venting of withheld devil's breath. Great relief is achieved, accompanied by the blaring trumpets of cherubs.

The night kicked off innocently enough. A few margaritas, some delicious mexican cuisine. Come sunrise, though, nothing was more enjoyable than the ride home, accompanied with freedom farts.

by Ron Matthews January 7, 2009