Put the cock before the buttplug

To put things in the wrong order or with the wrong priorities. Similar to 'put the cart before the horse', but typically used for sexual situations.

Derived from the fact that a small buttplug should always be used before inserting the cock during anal sex.

Hey, Ralph, don't put the cock before the buttplug and ask those two chicks for a threesome when you just met them!

by Ron Jarvis February 18, 2011

felimia

(1.) Verb. A specific eating disorder in which a person (usually female) swallows after fellatio, but then self-induces vomiting to avoid the unwanted cum calories.

Yeah, but she has felimia, so it's coming right back up in a few minutes

by Ron Jarvis August 04, 2010