Definitions by Roffdogz

Manifesturbation

Masturbating while also “manifesting” or daydreaming about something you want to happen, usually while hoping you don’t get caught

I swear I was just trying to relax, but I ended up in full manifesturbation about my crush texting me back… and then I heard my mum walking past my door.

Manifesturbation by Roffdogz June 17, 2026