Definitions by Rodger Stewart

Plastic Reindeer

When you put antlers on someone, wrap them in plastic wrap, and proceed to have very rough anal sex. Great for the Holidays or BDSM!

"Yo, my girl said I could give her a Plastic Reindeer!"

Guess Christmas came early!

Get merch

It's a verb, it means to leave your child behind and not respond to his tweets to come back because you're to busy doing ACT skype sessions.

Man, My Old Lady Thought She Had ME Stuck With This child. Little does she know, I'm about to pull a Brian Stewart. LOL

Get merch