Rod Swain's definitions

Plinkage

When water splashes up from the toilet onto one's sphincter as a result of a turd dropping into the bowl while taking a dump.

"Dude, I got some serious plinkage on that last dump...my ass is all wet."

by Rod Swain April 24, 2006

Pat Robinson

When one takes a crap and upon wiping his ass realizes his sphincter is completely clean...much like the evangelical Christian minister.

"I wasted toilet paper today in the stall man...cause it was a Pat Robinson."

by Rod Swain April 24, 2006