Definitions by Robin the great

ruff pipe rider 

To ride a ruff pipe: The act of sodomy.
Ruff pipe rider: One who commits the act of sodomy.

1: Knowing now that miss piggy is a "ruff pipe rider" makes me realise the extent of her greed!
2: "You know what tony?", "whats that George?", "i've now fully realise that you only live once, therefore im off to ride more ruff pipes".

ruff pipe rider by Robin the great January 14, 2006