2 definitions by Robert Tartell

Flounder

Reporter with two perfectly good eyes, both apparently on the same side of his or her head, enabling them to not see what's going on below.

"Fortunately, core inflation was held in check last month, the Flounder reported, as gas soared over $4.00

by Robert Tartell May 16, 2008

Scoundrel whose last refuge consists of wearing the flag on his sleeve.

Lapel Pin Patriot stood up in Congress to denounce opponents of the Patriot Act.

by Robert Tartell May 15, 2008