Robert Milne's definitions
To excrete female body fluid or "get wet in the nether regions" after close inspection of a hot male body or bodies. Named after the "swiff" floor cleaner - someone who has an inclination to "swiff" could literally clean floors!
"The sight of the pool cleaner in his little tight shorts was too much for Brioni. She couldn't control herself and "swiffed" everywhere.
"If he smiles at me one more time with those big blue eyes I am going to swiff myself!"
"If he smiles at me one more time with those big blue eyes I am going to swiff myself!"
by Robert Milne April 24, 2006
Get the swiffmug.