1 definition by Robert Kelber

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The act of defecating on someone's doormat (perhaps in response to their testicles being put on one's forehead).

Nick left a 'Dirty Nick' on Mike's doormat. Mike responded by stepping in the 'Dirty Nick' and dragging it all over his apartment.
by Robert Kelber July 14, 2006

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