Robert

A rare specimen of pokemon so rare that you cannot even find him in the games even WITH a gameshark!

You can find this type of pokemon in the real world somehow...

Known to be a bit of a dork and nerdy.
Several Robert's do not seem to get along well with others due to being so caught up in their work...and sometimes lack of manners
Is likely to be yelled at in class for not paying attention and bickering amongst others...

Example 1:

During class
Simon: Hello Robert
Robert: Shut it, I'm busy!
Simon: oh...I only wanted to ask you a question
Robert: ...what is it?
Simon: I wanna see a live performance of System of a Down and I hear you have free tickets
Robert: That $248 for ya, now move it!
Teacher: ROBERT!

Example 2:
Who's that pokemon?
It's Robert!

Robert: Rob-Rob...Robert!!

Quotations:

"Yeh I had sex with her, And I'd do it again if it wasn't for her willie." - Robert

by Robert "Admiral Fleet" Gracie December 13, 2010