Definitions by Robby K.

Two Pound Butt Splasher

When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.

"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."

Two Pound Butt Splasher by Robby K. December 20, 2005

Double Lap Leaner 

When you have a turd so big you bend over twice to push it out. This will result in a Two Pound Butt Splasher.

"I ate so much cheese it gave me a double lap leaner."

Double Lap Leaner by Robby K. December 20, 2005