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K.O.Q.

Knitting On nyQuil. This should be avoided by all elderly women who think it's hip to Knit on the Q. It can cause severe mis-knits and cramp Granny's fingers. Knitting on the Q, in some cases, cause dimensia as well as a belief that the user is on the Martha Stewert show. If you notice mis-knits in Grandma's Christmas sweater or Birthday Blanket, please confront her about it immediately for this is a serious matter.

Hey Johnny, check out this sick sweater my Grandma made for me!

Dude, there are some serious mis-knits in that sweater. I think your Grandma might be K.O.Q.

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Robbie Hass January 14, 2008