Definitions by Rob Bob

Space Monkey 

An emo kid that refuses to do anything or pay attention to reality; always has a blank stare on his or her face; everything is in slow motion.

see pterodactyl or porch monkey

Oh man that kid is such a space monkey!

I ran into him and he just stared at me like a complete space monkey.

Space Monkey by Rob Bob May 22, 2008

Porch Monkey 

An extension of a Space Monkey; so extremely spaced out that they don't even move or do anything.

I don't think that kid has moved all day. He's a total porch monkey.

Porch Monkey by Rob Bob May 22, 2008