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A man who every single guy in America should be jealous of and wish they were him, because every single girl and woman in America likes him more than the man they're with.

He also happens to be a fine singer/songwriter/performer, formerly of Matchbox Twenty.
Never take a girlfriend to a Rob Thomas concert because you'll end up going home alone while she waits for 2 hours to get a glimpse of him coming out the back of the theater and get into his limousine, at which point she'll realize she has no chance and may or may not settle for you.
by Rob's envious fan April 23, 2006

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