Rijstfretter 69's definitions

ewoud

An Ewoud is a real lady killer. He can charm your whole family in the blink of an eye. If you don't watch out he will sleep with your sister and be treated to breakfast in bed by your mother.He is not afraid of doing freaky stuff in crazy places. Other than this he is also a very good friend. He will go out of his way to get you some mac donalds burgers on a bad day.

guy 1: I heard your sister got boned last night
guy 2: What, it must have been an Ewoud

by Rijstfretter 69 November 21, 2021