Definitions by Ridge Reaper

Alabama Crab Trap 

When a bearded man is going down on a questionable street professional and her crabs get infested into his beard

He had to shave his beard off after get caught in the Alabama Crab Trap last week

Alabama Crab Trap by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021

West Virginia Mouse Trap 

When you are driving with your toothless sister and she is giving road head, the steering wheel is lowered effectively trapping her head in your crotch like a mouse in a trap.

My sister got caught in the West Virginia Mouse Trap

West Virginia Mouse Trap by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021