Definitions by Rick Avis

Box of Kittens 

Used in emergency cases of extreme sadness, at which point you grab the box of kittens, and dump it all over said consumer

He's going into happiness failure! Get me a Box of Kittens, stat!

Side effects of kittens may include:

Sneezing
Tiny Scratches
And Erectile Disfunctiuon

Box of Kittens by Rick Avis October 23, 2007