Definitions by Rez B

Smeg 

Pronounced (shmeg).

A derivative of the word smegma, which is a buildup of skin and other crud found between the foreskin and penis.

Defined as an asshole, jerk, or douche-bag.

1. That guy literally cock-blocked me... what a smeg!

2. He has the brand on the outside of every article of clothing; what a smeg.

3. Did that smeg just slap that girl?

Smeg by Rez B May 31, 2010