Suss out the Sitto

To investigate the situation.

Jerry : Apparently the pastors wife has lost the plot and is giving out free blow jobs around the back of the town hall.
Mr. Barnaby: Well then my good man, I might pop down there and suss out the sitto.

by Rex Mulligan November 11, 2016

latte fartte

Unintended defecation which occurs during flatulence that is caused by the laxative effect of consuming coffee based beverages.

(Pronounced: Lar-tay Far-tay)

"My word Sir, did you just shart your pantaloons?"
"Why no my good man, T'was a latte fartte"

by Rex Mulligan June 19, 2016