Rex Mulligan's definitions

latte fartte

Unintended defecation which occurs during flatulence that is caused by the laxative effect of consuming coffee based beverages.

(Pronounced: Lar-tay Far-tay)

"My word Sir, did you just shart your pantaloons?"
"Why no my good man, T'was a latte fartte"

by Rex Mulligan June 18, 2016

Suss out the Sitto

To investigate the situation.

Jerry : Apparently the pastors wife has lost the plot and is giving out free blow jobs around the back of the town hall.
Mr. Barnaby: Well then my good man, I might pop down there and suss out the sitto.

by Rex Mulligan November 10, 2016