2 definitions by Rev Modé
Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.
Be sure to keep your receipt s
Be sure to keep your receipt s
Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.
Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.
You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.
Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.
Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.
You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.
Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.
by Rev Modé February 2, 2022
Actually happened, Santa Cruz:
Stoner 1: Dude, that's the guy that was complainin bout seagulls at the snack-shack behind us.
Stoner 2: Duh. I can see him. He ordered the same sandwich I did. The number #88.
Stoner 3: You guys went to the Crab Shack without me?
Stoner 1: This guy just had to have a pickle and red herring. It's number 88.
Stoner 3: 88's my second luckiest number Making for me.
Stoner 1:Go get one. Maybe a seagull will reverse mode on your forehead with seastar perfection and swoop it outta your maw tea-baggy style.
Stoner 3: I will. And I get your point. No more looking up chubby pomagranates on my phone. I'm so lucky...I wanna cry. D
Stoner 1: Dude, that's the guy that was complainin bout seagulls at the snack-shack behind us.
Stoner 2: Duh. I can see him. He ordered the same sandwich I did. The number #88.
Stoner 3: You guys went to the Crab Shack without me?
Stoner 1: This guy just had to have a pickle and red herring. It's number 88.
Stoner 3: 88's my second luckiest number Making for me.
Stoner 1:Go get one. Maybe a seagull will reverse mode on your forehead with seastar perfection and swoop it outta your maw tea-baggy style.
Stoner 3: I will. And I get your point. No more looking up chubby pomagranates on my phone. I'm so lucky...I wanna cry. D
by Rev Modé November 24, 2021