Definitions by Reubenskinio

Ellie Palmer 

Ellie Palmer is one of the hugest slags known to mankind, however, still manages to have absolutely zero intercourse. Has a weird phobia of spinach, and regularly cries for no apparant reason. Not saying she shouldn't deserve to be here, but society also wouldn't be apposed to her disappearance.

She's such an Ellie Palmer, cant believe she hasn't had sex in 19 years.

Ellie Palmer by Reubenskinio March 27, 2022