Reuben Stamos's definitions

Straight

Deserving of Genuine happiness. The superior superior Supersayians.

"Straight people are so F*cking Elated."

-referring to people with Large penises and proportionate clitorises.

by Reuben Stamos November 1, 2019

Epiphany

a moment of sudden revelation or insight

While enjoying my morning pee, I had an epiphany.

by Reuben Stamos November 21, 2019