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Definitions by Retro hoe - from the 80s

hater tots 

the children of the person you are trying to date that keep interfering just before the kiss happens
Knocking on the car door for the kiss goodbye and a hater tot appears with cat-like reflexes in stealth mode in camo gear to say goodbye ending the date minus the kiss.

Best friend: "How was the kiss goodnight?"
Dater: "I DON'T KNOW!!! It was interuppted by the hater tots!"